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Wednesday, October 26, 2011
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STUPIDITY..... THE GUYS' RULES.... FUNNY....
STUPIDITY
sometimes rules over my whole being.. wahe!! =P
you know..
maybe i think, lately i've been thinking and doing things that benefits no one but me..
am i?..
i don't know..
but, if so..
i should stop pleasing myself and start to think about others..
do you know that it feels so nice to be able to help other people?
im thinking about helping my fellow youth..
it would be so nice if i can be an instrument of God to help them on their daily lives..
living life the way they should..
helping them discover that
"there is something more than life!"
i want to share anything im personally learning from God..
the things that only a youth like me could understand 'coz im experiencing the things they're going through right now..
this requires forgetting about myself, willingness to enter other peoples lives and take more responsibilities and a lot more..
but, how can i do such things if i personally think that im not that equiped..
oh well..
basta! i will do it! and i'll be doing these things for God's glory..
i live to be an instrument! an example! a history maker!
i don't want to be like those other people that's not living their faith and is living in mediocracy..
in short.. i want to be a youth pastor!!!
PARA SA KABATAAN!!! WAHA!!! =D
puro party kaya ang gawin ko.. nyaha! =P
mga kabataan! i-enjoy natin 'tong buhay na ito! it's all for God!!!
(sigurado matutuwa si God na ine-enjoy natin itong buhay natin para sa kanya 'di ba?!)
THE GUYS' RULES
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to
almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help
solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the oth! er one .
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions
and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin
is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We
will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but
did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can,
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can, to give
them a bigger laugh...
FUNNY!!!!
Take the last letter in your first name:
A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I raped
Take the last letter in your last name:
A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a DOM
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuffed animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac
Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):
A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy
There's really no point in it.. this bullshit just tells you what you did today! LOL
sometimes rules over my whole being.. wahe!! =P
you know..
maybe i think, lately i've been thinking and doing things that benefits no one but me..
am i?..
i don't know..
but, if so..
i should stop pleasing myself and start to think about others..
do you know that it feels so nice to be able to help other people?
im thinking about helping my fellow youth..
it would be so nice if i can be an instrument of God to help them on their daily lives..
living life the way they should..
helping them discover that
"there is something more than life!"
i want to share anything im personally learning from God..
the things that only a youth like me could understand 'coz im experiencing the things they're going through right now..
this requires forgetting about myself, willingness to enter other peoples lives and take more responsibilities and a lot more..
but, how can i do such things if i personally think that im not that equiped..
oh well..
basta! i will do it! and i'll be doing these things for God's glory..
i live to be an instrument! an example! a history maker!
i don't want to be like those other people that's not living their faith and is living in mediocracy..
in short.. i want to be a youth pastor!!!
PARA SA KABATAAN!!! WAHA!!! =D
puro party kaya ang gawin ko.. nyaha! =P
mga kabataan! i-enjoy natin 'tong buhay na ito! it's all for God!!!
(sigurado matutuwa si God na ine-enjoy natin itong buhay natin para sa kanya 'di ba?!)
THE GUYS' RULES
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to
almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help
solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the oth! er one .
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions
and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin
is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We
will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but
did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can,
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can, to give
them a bigger laugh...
FUNNY!!!!
Take the last letter in your first name:
A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I raped
Take the last letter in your last name:
A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a DOM
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuffed animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac
Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):
A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy
There's really no point in it.. this bullshit just tells you what you did today! LOL
UNIVERSITY JOKES
UNIVERSITY JOKES!!!!
Deodorant:
Ateneo - Secret
La Salle - Sure
UST - Rexona
UP - Babes
NU - Splash Deowhitener
PUP - Tawas
AMA- dinidikdik na stork, sing lamig pero di sing mahal
++++++++++++++
Multivitamins:
UA&P - Pharmaton
Ateneo - Rogin-E
La Salle - Centrum
UST - Clusivol
AMA - Star Rice
++++++++++++++
Reaction of students to BMW
Ateneo - my dad has one like that
DLSU - dad, buy me naman that
UP - dad, that is not worth buying
UST - wow, dad, cool car
AMA - itay, pakodak tayo sa tabi!!!
++++++++++++++
Expressions of Schools
Ateneo - whatever!
DLSU - duh!?
Assumption - oh my god!
UST - gosh!
UP - ganon?
AMA - chuvachuchu
++++++++++++++
Tawag sa mga estudyante
Ateneo - Atenista
DLSU - Lasalista or La Sallite
UP - taga-UP
Assumption - Assumptionista
UST - Thomasian
San Beda - Bedan
AMA - Jolinians
++++++++++++++
If the national flower of the philippines is sampaguita, what is the
offical
flower of AMA?
A: Paper Roses
++++++++++++++
Parlor:
ADMU - frank provost
La Salle - roger craig
CSB - paradigm
CRC - bcbg
UST - davis deowhitener
FEU - ricky reyes
AMA - rejoice portable sink with paolo bediones
++++++++++++++
Bags:
ADMU - nine west
La salle - esprit
CRC - polo
Assumption - prada
UP - ucb
UST - native bags
AMA - guess.. ...what? plastic bag
++++++++++++++
Month:
DLSU - february(hearts day)
CRC - december(holidays)
Ateneo - march(graduation)
AMA - april(boys) IDOL!!!
++++++++++++++
Gimik:
DLSU- abgs
ADMU- fatwillys
Beda- mars
CEU - padis
UST - chatterbox
AMA - di nyo kami maaapi ngayon sa hardrock kami! may concert si jolina!
beeh!
++++++++++++++
Reaction pagnawalan ng wallet
ADMU - fuck! my credit cards are there
DLSU - shit! i have 5,000 bucks
UST - pare yung driver's license ko
AMA - punyemas, yung picture ni jolina!
++++++++++++++
Reaction after looking at a Sauna Showroom:
La salle - ganda ng #69
UP - ok si 74
UST - yun magaling sa kama
ADMU - #8 nagbi-BJ
AMA - shit! alis na tayo si #1 ate ko
++++++++++++++
pag may kaaway
CRC - aikido
ADMU - judo
DLSU - taekwondo
UST - boxing
AMA - sayunachi...sayonachi...sayona chinelas ko...TAKBO!
++++++++++++++
Cellphone orders in Greenhills
La Salle - 6680 please
ADMU - five housing for my 6681
UP - car charger nga
UST - extra battery
UE - two pieces of P1,000 GLOBE cards
AMA - (pabulong) may brochure kayo?
++++++++++++++
Expressions pag nakakuha ng funny ***
ADMU - hahaha, funny
DLSU - yeah, right
UP - t***** OK to ah
AMA- t***** tayo na naman ang pinag-uusapan ah!
++++++++++++++
Reaction ng marinig ang new *** scheme
La Salle - bad trip
ADMU - s***
UST - bwisit
CKSC - piaw si eh
FEU - diyahe naman
AMA - yes, wala ng mang-aasar sa atin
++++++++++++++
DLSU - kala mo archer, pana lang pala
FEU - tamaraw nabiyaheng lawton
Ateneo - gold eagle, paborito ng lasenggo
UST- tiger daw, katol lang pala
from: AMA
++++++++++++++
NEWS ADVISORY: There was an investigation done to Globe because of
their new
text scheme. It was found out that the president of Globe is an Alumni
of
AMA. Kayo kasi eh...
++++++++++++++
Situation: nabangga ang car.
UP: Pare anuba, papasada pa ko mamaya e!
ADMU: ****! My dad's gonna kill me for this!
DLSU: Ah, shit! My car's not yet insured!
AMA: Tang ina di na nga umaandar babanggain mo pa!
Source: USTexchange.com
++++++++++++++
Iniinom ng mga students sa bar:
LaSalle - mule
AdMU - subzero
CRC - heineken
UP - super dry
UST - pale pilsen
FEU - blue ice
MAPUA - miller
CEU - tanduay
AMA - zesto
++++++++++++++
DLSU/CSB - tambay, punta sa kotse
UST - punta mall, coffee break
ATENEO - tambay, review notes
ASSUMPTION - punta quad, pa cute cute
AMA - uwi agad, abang Esperanza
++++++++++++++
AdMU - Nangunguna na sa Law
UP - sa Law din
DLSU - sa Business and Accounting
UST - sa Medicine
AMA - sa pila ng Hey Babe
Deodorant:
Ateneo - Secret
La Salle - Sure
UST - Rexona
UP - Babes
NU - Splash Deowhitener
PUP - Tawas
AMA- dinidikdik na stork, sing lamig pero di sing mahal
++++++++++++++
Multivitamins:
UA&P - Pharmaton
Ateneo - Rogin-E
La Salle - Centrum
UST - Clusivol
AMA - Star Rice
++++++++++++++
Reaction of students to BMW
Ateneo - my dad has one like that
DLSU - dad, buy me naman that
UP - dad, that is not worth buying
UST - wow, dad, cool car
AMA - itay, pakodak tayo sa tabi!!!
++++++++++++++
Expressions of Schools
Ateneo - whatever!
DLSU - duh!?
Assumption - oh my god!
UST - gosh!
UP - ganon?
AMA - chuvachuchu
++++++++++++++
Tawag sa mga estudyante
Ateneo - Atenista
DLSU - Lasalista or La Sallite
UP - taga-UP
Assumption - Assumptionista
UST - Thomasian
San Beda - Bedan
AMA - Jolinians
++++++++++++++
If the national flower of the philippines is sampaguita, what is the
offical
flower of AMA?
A: Paper Roses
++++++++++++++
Parlor:
ADMU - frank provost
La Salle - roger craig
CSB - paradigm
CRC - bcbg
UST - davis deowhitener
FEU - ricky reyes
AMA - rejoice portable sink with paolo bediones
++++++++++++++
Bags:
ADMU - nine west
La salle - esprit
CRC - polo
Assumption - prada
UP - ucb
UST - native bags
AMA - guess.. ...what? plastic bag
++++++++++++++
Month:
DLSU - february(hearts day)
CRC - december(holidays)
Ateneo - march(graduation)
AMA - april(boys) IDOL!!!
++++++++++++++
Gimik:
DLSU- abgs
ADMU- fatwillys
Beda- mars
CEU - padis
UST - chatterbox
AMA - di nyo kami maaapi ngayon sa hardrock kami! may concert si jolina!
beeh!
++++++++++++++
Reaction pagnawalan ng wallet
ADMU - fuck! my credit cards are there
DLSU - shit! i have 5,000 bucks
UST - pare yung driver's license ko
AMA - punyemas, yung picture ni jolina!
++++++++++++++
Reaction after looking at a Sauna Showroom:
La salle - ganda ng #69
UP - ok si 74
UST - yun magaling sa kama
ADMU - #8 nagbi-BJ
AMA - shit! alis na tayo si #1 ate ko
++++++++++++++
pag may kaaway
CRC - aikido
ADMU - judo
DLSU - taekwondo
UST - boxing
AMA - sayunachi...sayonachi...sayona chinelas ko...TAKBO!
++++++++++++++
Cellphone orders in Greenhills
La Salle - 6680 please
ADMU - five housing for my 6681
UP - car charger nga
UST - extra battery
UE - two pieces of P1,000 GLOBE cards
AMA - (pabulong) may brochure kayo?
++++++++++++++
Expressions pag nakakuha ng funny ***
ADMU - hahaha, funny
DLSU - yeah, right
UP - t***** OK to ah
AMA- t***** tayo na naman ang pinag-uusapan ah!
++++++++++++++
Reaction ng marinig ang new *** scheme
La Salle - bad trip
ADMU - s***
UST - bwisit
CKSC - piaw si eh
FEU - diyahe naman
AMA - yes, wala ng mang-aasar sa atin
++++++++++++++
DLSU - kala mo archer, pana lang pala
FEU - tamaraw nabiyaheng lawton
Ateneo - gold eagle, paborito ng lasenggo
UST- tiger daw, katol lang pala
from: AMA
++++++++++++++
NEWS ADVISORY: There was an investigation done to Globe because of
their new
text scheme. It was found out that the president of Globe is an Alumni
of
AMA. Kayo kasi eh...
++++++++++++++
Situation: nabangga ang car.
UP: Pare anuba, papasada pa ko mamaya e!
ADMU: ****! My dad's gonna kill me for this!
DLSU: Ah, shit! My car's not yet insured!
AMA: Tang ina di na nga umaandar babanggain mo pa!
Source: USTexchange.com
++++++++++++++
Iniinom ng mga students sa bar:
LaSalle - mule
AdMU - subzero
CRC - heineken
UP - super dry
UST - pale pilsen
FEU - blue ice
MAPUA - miller
CEU - tanduay
AMA - zesto
++++++++++++++
DLSU/CSB - tambay, punta sa kotse
UST - punta mall, coffee break
ATENEO - tambay, review notes
ASSUMPTION - punta quad, pa cute cute
AMA - uwi agad, abang Esperanza
++++++++++++++
AdMU - Nangunguna na sa Law
UP - sa Law din
DLSU - sa Business and Accounting
UST - sa Medicine
AMA - sa pila ng Hey Babe
The "CMADLY" - our words of THOUGHT......
"Words of thought"
Liberation simply is...
Liberation exists not because the false is seen as false but because and only because the Truth is seen as the Truth. It is the positive that liberates. And it truly doesn't matter whether we call it being or non-being, or both or neither - the positive, the Truth simply is.
Meet yourself! Relax into What Is. Surrender to Reality. Let go of the mind. Be the Truth! Truth is nothing special. That is why, the mind does not whant it. In Zen they say that 'nothing is better than nothing.' Surrender to What Is and not to what could be.
FRIENDS?
Friendships. An illusion? A convergence of emotional needs? A stepping stone for future success? Or is Love the mainstay of it?
I am and have always been bewildered by the exact definition of the word "Friendship". Just like there's no such thing as pure altruism (e.g you don't donate to charity soley to help but also because it satisfies your 'obligations' of being a responsible person in society), "Forever Friends" is clearly a hyperbole.
Before you call someone your friend, think about what that really means. Is he/she your friend only in a certain context? What happens when that 'friend' of yours suddenly lead a life that begins to diverge from yours? Will that affect the way you guys communicate or the value of the friendship?
Okae Socrate's dialectic method is clearly not working because i can only question and not answer. I'll write more when i have a clearer state of mind. I just thought people should take friendships more seriously. Some people can be surrounded by everyone but yet feel alone in that crowd. Popularity does not equate to having more friends. It can mean that it is harder for you to filter out the friends who love you for who you are and not what you have.
My hypothesis: "The purest of friendships exists only when people have nothing to gain but everything to lose out of it". Then again, this will never happen. Assuming that the idea of love is central to the issue of frendship and that true love doesn't exist (except for God's love) just like how nothing is absolute in this world, how can the purest of friendships exists?
Oh so maybe since nothing is absolute, everything is relative. Just like how evil is necessary to define what is good. Maybe we can view friendships in the same light ; of it being relative to other friendships we have e.g (ure a better friend to me because under the same circumstances, i wouldn't be that nice to someone else).
Conclusion NO. 1 : "There's no such thing as the phrase Forever Friends and therefore friendships always involve the element of converging emotional, physical and spiritual needs"
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