STUPIDITY
sometimes rules over my whole being.. wahe!! =P
you know..
maybe i think, lately i've been thinking and doing things that benefits no one but me..
am i?..
i don't know..
but, if so..
i should stop pleasing myself and start to think about others..
do you know that it feels so nice to be able to help other people?
im thinking about helping my fellow youth..
it would be so nice if i can be an instrument of God to help them on their daily lives..
living life the way they should..
helping them discover that
"there is something more than life!"
i want to share anything im personally learning from God..
the things that only a youth like me could understand 'coz im experiencing the things they're going through right now..
this requires forgetting about myself, willingness to enter other peoples lives and take more responsibilities and a lot more..
but, how can i do such things if i personally think that im not that equiped..
oh well..
basta! i will do it! and i'll be doing these things for God's glory..
i live to be an instrument! an example! a history maker!
i don't want to be like those other people that's not living their faith and is living in mediocracy..
in short.. i want to be a youth pastor!!!
PARA SA KABATAAN!!! WAHA!!! =D
puro party kaya ang gawin ko.. nyaha! =P
mga kabataan! i-enjoy natin 'tong buhay na ito! it's all for God!!!
(sigurado matutuwa si God na ine-enjoy natin itong buhay natin para sa kanya 'di ba?!)
THE GUYS' RULES
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to
almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help
solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the oth! er one .
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions
and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin
is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We
will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but
did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can,
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can, to give
them a bigger laugh...
FUNNY!!!!
Take the last letter in your first name:
A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I raped
Take the last letter in your last name:
A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a DOM
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuffed animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac
Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):
A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy
There's really no point in it.. this bullshit just tells you what you did today! LOL
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